A couple of days ago Simon Stevens, the chief executive of NHS England, remarked bitterly that the NHS is being turned into the ‘National Hangover Service’.
‘At
a time of year when hospitals are always under pressure,’ he said,
‘it’s really selfish to get so blotto that you end up in an ambulance or
A&E.’
‘The
paramedic called to a drunk partygoer passed out on the pavement,’ he
added, ‘is an ambulance crew obviously not then available for a genuine
medical emergency.’
A girl traipses home in the rain after a night out in Newcastle (left) and a girl nearly falls over in London (right).
A reveller
enjoys New Year's Eve in Newcastle (left) and two girls walk along a
street in with bags to shelter from the rain (right).
It’s a pretty drastic picture he paints, of a health service hamstrung by drunks.
And
yet these images of paralytic revellers causing mess and mayhem in our
city centres on New Year’s Eve show precisely that: a society in the
grip of a binge-drinking culture.
A bunch of alcohol-sodden, helpless and hapless wrecks, so out of it they appear barely able to control their bodily functions.
Even
more depressing, however, is the fact that these are not the usual
suspects – thuggish male louts or football hooligans – we see brawling
and barfing their way to destruction; but young women.
One, a girl in red, has a huge wet patch visible on the back of her indecently short dress.
Another, tightless and legless, is being held upright by an exasperated looking young man.
Stretcher cases: Revellers in London end their night in the care of St John Ambulance.
Exposed: Slumped on a step in Edinburgh, she seems oblivious to her plight.
Cause for laughter? One girl is bloodied but another finds it amusing.
Another
sits shoeless and semi-naked in a doorway, her head between her legs as
her friend stares wearily into the middle distance.
Others
lash out in drunken fury, or stagger barefoot through the streets,
vertiginous heels in hand, make-up streaked across their faces. Asleep
on rubbish bags, drooling on stretchers: it’s like a cross between
Animal House and The Walking Dead.
And
you know the worst of it? When they regain consciousness the next day,
long after the street cleaners have washed away the vomit and other
unmentionables, long after the St John Ambulance crews have packed up
and gone home, long after the last Jagerbombs have been necked and the
empties put out for recycling, they won’t be embarrassed or ashamed.
They
won’t wince at the mortifying humiliation of it all, the ghastly,
dehumanising shambles; they won’t be filled with remorse or
self-loathing.
They’ll
just congratulate themselves on a great night out, hoot with laughter
at the state they got themselves in, maybe even share their snaps on
social media, swap hangover horror stories with friends. It makes me
want to weep.
A man grimaces as a stumbling woman seizes him in Nottingham and a dishevelled party-goer walks along the street.
A woman lies slumped on a bench after a night out in Cardiff city centre.
A woman bares all to the camera as celebrations start early in Sheffield.
The number of alcohol-related deaths every year among women has increased from 1,334 in 1994 to 2,838 today.
And of these, one of the biggest increases was in women aged 20 to 34, with a rise of 130 per cent.
Because incredibly, unbelievably, getting ‘wasted’ is a badge of honour among today’s generation of ladettes.
And
just like so-called ‘slut- shaming’ (criticising a woman for being
promiscuous), judging a woman for being drunk to the point of
incontinence is not the done thing any more.
These girls have grown up in a post-feminist society that tells them anything a man can do, they can do better.
A woman carries her friend along Broad Street in Birmingham.
And that includes getting monumentally, catastrophically bladdered.
Even
before they leave the house they’re half cut, thanks to the ‘pre-lash’,
‘pre-loading’ culture that now exists. That means getting tanked up
before you go out, partly to save money in the clubs and bars, partly to
add to the ‘fun’.
A
couple of bottles of cheap vodka and some Red Bulls, and you’re up, up
and away, free of all inhibition and ready to dance up a storm on that
dance floor.
Well,
all I can say is that if this is equality, you can jolly well keep it.
Because while I yield to no one in my fondness for a glass or three of
high spirits, the idea of intentionally getting so intoxicated I can no
longer stand is all wrong.
But
then I’m lucky. I didn’t grow up in Tony Blair’s brave new world of
24-hour drinking. Of discounted supermarket booze and sugary sweet
alcopops specifically engineered to appeal to young girls.
In
my day alcohol really was a controlled substance: it was a) expensive
and b) pubs closed at 11pm, and after that it was the devil’s own work
finding a drink.
And
because there was no Uber, you either stuck to tonic water or walked it
off.
People drank, of course, and got drunk. But it was more by mistake
than by design.
In
fact, being drunk was seen as a sign of weakness, a source of some
embarrassment. If you had a hangover, you hid it the next day in the
office. You certainly didn’t discuss it with co-workers or allow it to
affect your performance.
Weary: Protecting her semi-naked friend.
Flat out: Friends have to help a girl whose tottering heels gave way.
Violence: A T-shirted youth tries to fend off a furious girl's punches.
That
is why these images are both so shocking and so sad. These women –
young, attractive, well-dressed, with their expensive fake tans and
glamorous hair extensions, perfect manicures and complex and costly
tattoos – have intentionally got themselves into this state.
Which begs the question: what sorrows could they possibly have that need such comprehensive drowning?
Could
it perhaps be that, despite all the opportunities available to young
women today, there is a gaping hole in their lives they cannot fill?
Or
is it simply the case that if you remove the social stigma of
drunkenness and make alcohol cheap and readily available, this is what
you get? Or maybe it’s just as Mr Stevens says: they’re just really
selfish.
Either way, it’s a sobering sight.
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